QuoN

Contraction for "Queen of the Noobs."

Used primarily for women (especially vegetarians and blondes) who are so daft, so ridiculous, so... noobish, that they are deemed to be the "Queen" of all noobs. However, they have no subjects, because they are too noobish to have them.

Activities include, but are not limited to:

Dressing up for Where’s Waldo? Day... 5 days early.
Accidentally eating bacon while being vegetarian.
Spelling "whore" as "hoar".
Hearing about a lecture by Ray Rodriguez. Googling him and finding out that he is an expert in nutritional genomics. Going to the lecture. Turning out that it was actually a lecture by ROY Rodriguez... expert on sex.
Thinking that hookah bar is just a “cool” way to spell hooker bar.
Looking out of a window and thinking that it's raining outside when it's just the sprinkler system.

"No, it's not raining outside, QuoN... That's the sprinkler system lolololololol."

*Chanting* "QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN!"

by egene12k December 20, 2009

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quon

A word Kramer claims may be found in a medical dictionary

When a patient gets difficult, you quon him!

by YankeeJTC June 21, 2004

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quone

to serve unmedically.

"that creep quack doc almost quoned me for good. it was a close shave buddy.. it was so close..

by dj madturk October 11, 2013

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quon

the shape of a cats pupil after they have been rejected.

Wow Noah, your cat just rejected mine through facetime. Now his pupils are quon.

by noodle_💛 February 25, 2022

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Quone

A person of masculine nature who is utterly infatuated with both the act of homosexual anal intercourse and penis twiddling. Note- Anal fixation is more prevalent amongst your run of the mill quones

quone...... AND DAB

by merpmama August 14, 2016

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