quimey

Unique Girl with an Unique name. Puts every man she meets into the Friendzone leading to her troubles with boys. But she's stoll the most amazing girl any guy would come across.

Wow, did you see how Quimey did that !

by TheRealestManEver April 10, 2015

quirper

A man whose hobby it is to sniff the bicycle seats of females.

Guy 1: My hobby is to sniff the bicycle seats of females
Guy 2: Quirper!

by Nasty May 13, 2004

Quimp

An expulsion of toxic air through the penis, i.e. a penis fart

Excuse me, that very small fart sound you heard came from my penis. I quimped.

by ricktrill November 1, 2019

Quimmets

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as cunt boggies.

"Oh no Henry, I've got quimmets again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy quimmet!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

quimnesia

Referes to the confusion in the early morning over whether the (quim) has been had or not... leads to a very awkward time.

"You tapped that girl then? Seeing her again?"
"...I had quimnesia..she kicked me out"

by S Redpath October 29, 2007

Quimmery

The female pastime of pruning their private pubic parts in order to make them more attractive and welcoming for visitors to the vaginal palace.

“I’m just doing a bit of quimmery as my fanny’s Forest of Dean is as overgrown as Grotbag’’s growler”.

by Rimmer Hoe October 23, 2019

Quimberry

The clitoris

Man I tickled that quimberry so good last night, she lost control and pissed all over me.

Ghyeah dawgy, ya heard where I can find dat quimberry? I'm lookin for 'da juice nah' mean?

by Big pab October 18, 2008