make me a quesadilla 

what a mexican guy says to his woman if he doesn't want to take her shit. synonymous with BITCH, go make me a sandwich! often preceded by a pimp slap.

senorita: ayyy! turn your death metal off! it sounds like someone having trouble making mierda and is hurting like fuck!

hombre: *pimp slap* PUTA, go make me a quesadilla!

make me a quesadilla by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010

quesadillas 

the absolute most delicious food in the world

hey i love quesadillas

quesadillas by yogabbagabba August 11, 2008

Quesadilla Chase 

Something you never saw coming.

Yeah, I woke up, and my Dad was sucking my dick. A complete quesadilla chase!

Quesadilla Chase by quesadillachase May 16, 2017

Spicy Quesadilla 

When a woman uses hot sauce to masturbate.

Meredith decided to use Chalula when she masturbated, thus making a spicy quesadilla.

Spicy Quesadilla by LightEmUpRuRu December 14, 2014

dick quesadilla 

placing a man's penis in a tortilla wrap, filled with desired vegetables or meat, then topped off with mild cheddar cheese. the quesadilla is then covered with a condom, to keep the ingredients together, and placed in a vagina (or anus) to melt the cheese. the male will then ejaculate in the quesadilla only to have the female ingest the end result.

Jeremiah: "My dick was so greasy after Elora ate her dick quesadilla."

Apollo: "You should try masturbating with sandpaper, it will adsorb the grease."

dick quesadilla by tjsballs April 29, 2010

quesadillaria 

A place that makes quesadillas.

Juan and Bob were cheesy and hungry for some tortillas, so they went to the quesadillaria.

quesadillaria by Just a female gamer&programmer December 15, 2015

Quesadillapocalypse

Widespread destruction and disaster when attempting to make a quesadilla.

All you had to do was melt cheese in a tortilla but no... you made quesadillapocalypse.

Quesadillapocalypse by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 26, 2008