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Queef

An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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It's when your pussy farts.
Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted!
Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"
by Bunnies! January 1, 2012
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The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.
"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
by randy dixon February 27, 2003
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A territorial display most commonly seen in the human lion-vagina community. May be indicated by deep growling noises or high-pitched, squeaky barks, normally in response to a human male intruding upon female territory.
*BARK*
Man: "...Honey? Did your vagina just bark at me?"
Woman: "Don't worry, it's just a territorial display. Have you never heard of a queef?"
by Vagina Research Team August 13, 2010
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queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
by !!! June 2, 2003
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The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.
Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.
by Cauldwell's mom May 26, 2009
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