queaking

Some people think that a queak is a "queer geek" (a gay guy who's also a nerd.) While this may be true, it is also said that "queaking" is when a guy is jacking off using lathered bar soap as a lubricant. It is called this because when someone's hand reaches the base of the penis while masturbating with such lubricant, it makes the onomatopoeia, "queak."

Guy one: I was really bored last night, so after I went to the bathroom and was washing my hands, I started queaking...
Guy two: ME TOO!
Both guys: NO WAY!!!

by David McBagelstein April 23, 2008

Queering Aid

An essential accessory for any bloke lacking in banter or heterosexual tendencies

Immortalised by The Inbetweeners, the term 'Queering Aid' has since become a staple rinse amongst contemporary British young males.

It is even rumoured that, in times of duress, Bant and Dec themselves invested in a collective Queering Aid.

OF: Mate, have a day off. You're a nail-on batty. I'm buying you a Queering Aid for Christmas. That's all she wrote.

by Bonrg23 March 22, 2016

Queasing

The face you make while taking a shit

Bro my face was queasing so hard when I was taken a shit last night

by Covid-bitch September 13, 2020

Selective Queering

When a man decides he is only gay...sometimes.

Bob: Is Tommy hitting on that dude? I thought he was married.

Mike: When he's wasted, he has selective queering.

by JERLA March 18, 2010

Queering

When a gay guy wheres an earing on his right ear and his right ear only

Wow that guys super homo i can tell cuz of his queering

by dudeimthebest January 7, 2009

queering

queering is a sport in which you question peoples sexuality from a car window

Mag: "look at that wankster what is he wearing"
Jen: This looks like a queering(Yell out window) "QUEER"

by McBee August 10, 2006

queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

by J Dogg June 27, 2003