Quamfy

The feeling of investing early in Quant Network.

I feel quamfy with my buys.

by Overledger June 7, 2019

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's

Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

by djhf lkjdhflkj May 20, 2012

Glenn Quagmire

Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".

Glenn Quagmire: Dear diary... JACKPOT.

by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006

Quagmire turns into a toilet

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

Quamar

Quamar is the most renegade human you will ever meet. The real definition of his name is moon, but he won’t moon you because he is so polite. He will probably be the same height as you but looks taller because of his hair. Quamars always have a deep appreciation for tractors wherever they may be. They always keep a conversation going with their conspiracy theories that intrigue everyone even if you don’t completely understand. Quamars are fun, out going, and love watches.

Mom: Quamar is such a nice boy you should be more like him.

Child: But Quamar hangs out with girls, grodee.

by Kwin March 13, 2020

Quamangulous

Absolutely rambunctious, crazy, or silly. Something so scandalous, it’s almost unbelievable.

Brendan was being a bit silly, but Gerald was straight up quamangulous at the party.

by cSap. February 7, 2023

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010