Quasimodo

an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Yo Quasimodo, your shoulders sag more than an old lady's arms!

by KRHimself August 6, 2005

Quasibono

When a male has half an erection, or a quasiboner. The -er was dropped and an -o was attatched to play on the name of Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
A quasibono is very frustrating as it can be perceived as a number of things.

Man that girl has a wicked body, but that face? Only gives me a quasibono.

by thestone January 11, 2009

Silly Quasimodo

when someone does something so silly, like when Quasimodo threw rocks at people. (make sure you pronounce the U)

someone: *kills someone*
you: what a silly Quasimodo

by yeetsapotato June 3, 2019

Quasimodo

Quasimodos are the best way to get drunk ever, especially when you're in a big group! The Quasimodo drink has two parts, the Quasi (lemonade flavour alcho-pop) and the Modo (shot of apple sourz). You take one sip from the bottle, just enough so there's room for the shot. Then once the drink has mixed, it's time to Quasimodo!!! In a big group the lead wizard shouts 3, 2, 1 then the whole group shouts as loud as they can QUASIMODO!!!! Once you've strawpedo'ed the bottle's content you place the empty bottle on your head and shout WIZARD!!!!

Fancy a Quasimodo? YES LAD! 3, 2, 1 QUASIMODO... DRINK... WIZARD!!!

by SSHES Wizard! September 28, 2014

quasimodo

Approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. The end result looks like a hump on the person's back, hence quasimodo.

Oh shit, that kid has a hoodie on! Give him the biggest quasimodo of his life.

by Show Yo Wang April 14, 2006

quasimodo

A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.

Steven: "Maria, where were you last night?"

Maria: "Just out with some friends, how come?"

Steven: "You might want to check your Facebook, there are a couple of quasimodos up there."

Maria: "Aw shit, now I'll have to de-tag, and I hate people who de-tag."

by stevied! August 1, 2012

Quasimodo

A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.

Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo

by 123456truth December 15, 2015