Quarantini

Airborne + Vodka

GF: you're not making a quarantini?
BF: what's a quarantini?
GF: Airborne and vodka...
BF: *facepalm*
GF: DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE!

by andysarchus March 13, 2020

Quarantini

A quarantini is when a bunch of assholes break quarantine to have a cocktail party

Billy: Hey Jim me and the wife wanna have a quarantini, wanna come?
Jim: I don’t want the fucking coronavirus asshat.

by Not da dr. Hu April 17, 2020

quaranfiling

The act of filing for divorce during the Covid-19 pandemic quarantine.

Jim said he was quaranfiling on his wife, tired of fighting over who's turn it was to help homeschool little Johnny during the Covid-19 Shelter-in-Place order.

by Dallasjeni May 2, 2020

quarantini

A cocktail consisting of vanilla flavored vodka and anything else you can find while in lockdown during a pandemic. Usually ice and sprite or cola or orange soda.

Zaks favorite drink is a quarantini made with cherry cola. Katrina likes hers with a splash of orange.

by biggtrouble April 12, 2020

Quarantinian

Someone who lived in quarantine during the covid 19 pandemic.

My farther doesn’t remember being a quarantinian. He was only two years old during the pandemic.

by Katrirobell May 10, 2020

Quarantinitis

Having an inflammatory response to an otherwise negligible issue due to being quarantined too long.

"my wife and I argued over letting the dog outside because we both have quarantinitis"

by doggomama March 30, 2020

Quarantining

Spending some time with someone u love, to prevent having to go out and do shit

“Hey yall. Nah i kant go to the party. Me & Twammy are quarantining”

by T Murdaaaaa October 28, 2020