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Quandart

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.
If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!
by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008
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Quondering

the art of successfully roaming the hallways at work rather than doing any real work.
Ray was quondering so much today that he got nothing accomplished.
by Mr Hottness August 5, 2011
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quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
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quandorf

A fart eminating from one's penis.
That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.
by Poseidon February 1, 2004
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Quender

What is a Quender? Is it some kind of gay porn? I'm not gonna look it up.
by Quender October 29, 2019
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the twin river quandary

When a male's urine stream divides into two widely separated streams and no amount of penile manipulation is able to direct both streams into the toilet bowl.The most frequent cause of this phenomenon is the piss slit becoming stuck together in the middle with smeg,chewing gum unejected,congealed jizz.
I stumbled into the bathroom,half asleep,began to urinate and notice both feet were getting wet.I was in the middle of the twin river quandary.
by wolfbait51 May 15, 2011
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quandrol

someone who tries to act smart but makes themselves look like an idiot in the process
You make no sense. You're such a quandrol.
by earthscience4life June 23, 2009
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