Quamp

Something silly, clumsy, or goofy. Usually followed by a facepalm.

I left the house without my glasses, but I didn’t realize I couldn’t see until I tried to drive away. That was a quamp.

I was just quamping around, tripping over my own two feet.

Belly buttons are quampy.

I am a quamp because I can only drink things with a straw, or else I spill the whole drink down my shirt.

by april2002 September 10, 2023

Quampha

The general junk or clutter that accumulates at the bottom of one's purse.

She knew her car keys were somewhere in all her quampha.

by monkC December 2, 2009

Qumph

A Person Who Dodgily Hangs Out Outside Public Libraries And Wait For Girls To Dismount Thier Bike Seats, The Proceeds To Sniff The Newly Departed Seat.

"dude That Guy Over There Is Totally Sniffing That Girls Bikeseat..

..Man Jeff Is Such A Qumph

by Mister Dayle August 27, 2007

Quamp

A being who is weak, a snitch, disliked. In slang terms.. "a pussy". (N)

The kids a Quamp.. he didnt pay me.

by Kel November 23, 2004

Quaphwap

When a woman farts and the gas enters her vagina, forcing her to queef said fart, making a quaphwap sound.

While watching the new Twilight movie, Maria quaphwapped so hard it blew out her tampon.

by BabyCorn$3.50 July 10, 2010

Quamp

To involve in intercorse while the female is on her period.

That bitch Quamped me..Now i got blood on my dick.

by Kel November 19, 2004

Quampart

When a female throws up out of their vagina.

(Lk11) “What the heck was that?! Was that a quampart!!!”

by lk11-lm6-f44 August 2, 2019