Quaker

Completely, insanely awesome.

tom: "man this party is insane"
mark: "yeah dude, it's so quaker"

by me May 13, 2005

Quaker

The Oatmeal Man

I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man

by Chuckie Finster March 2, 2004

Quaker

A type of Spiked Spike Solution with Hydrogen Peroxide

I'll use this Quaker to loosen up the thick stuff

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert April 28, 2022

Quaker

A person playing Quake

Frank's a great quaker - he's got an FPM of 95!

by Abraxa August 29, 2003

Quaker

Extremely Fast Talker, Who Never Slows Down & Mumbles During Most Of Their Rambling

Guy #1: God, Sarah is such a quaker, it's amazing anyone can understand her.
Guy #2: I know what you mean- I either can't catch a single sentence she said because she talks to fast-
Guy #1: Or she mumbles everything she says, exactly what I mean!

by Mystr E. Nigma October 26, 2015

Quakers

The athletic teams of the University of Pennsylvania. Known for kicking Princeton's ass while chanting Puck Frinceton.

"Yo, who beat the Princeton Tigers last night?"
"They didn't have a game last night, but generally it is the Penn Quakers."

by urbannere93 February 2, 2017

quaker

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

by smith June 17, 2004