Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

by G.andy18 March 01, 2017

Quaf

An extremely powerful queef; A violent eruption from the male genitalia that instantly transforms he-who-quafed into a female.

Person 1: "Dude! I quafed so hard last night!"
Person 2: "Queefquaftittotgooglygoochy"
Person 3 (obseving Persons 1 and 2): "Classic menoche."

Upon hearing a powerful explosion, Jim rushed back to the bedroom to discover that Tim had quafed a hole into the ceiling. "TIM! Are you alright?!", he roared. Tim replied, "Shut the gow."

by Theocracy September 02, 2010

Quaf

When a women queefs and farts at the same time words collide! Its the most unsettling thing known to man kind

Cynthia totally had to Quaf after sex and her insides blew up it was a total mess! That Quaf was Disgusting I didn't know if she shit her self or was trying to blow up a balloon.

by Snoochie February 19, 2015

Quaf

a rumbly fart in which the air forcefully disturbs the ball sack

Craig let quaf so disturbing, that it disabled his ability to procreate

by King Cobe Bra April 14, 2009

QUAF

Questionable as Fuck

Those Westboro Baptist Church people are QUAF.

Drinking and driving is so QUAF.

by CHcreatedthis January 27, 2012

quaf

Really long and messy hairdo.

"Yo look at this guys quaf, looks like hes growing that for money"

by Marek k April 29, 2007

quaf

noun: an obnoxiously large mountain shaped or seed bumb like fold of hair on top of a females head.

that girls quaf could pretect me from getting shot in world war 2.

by tori caputo and jenn ward. but mostly tori October 19, 2007