Quandale Dingle

A Quandale Dingle is an advanced technique employed at the high school level of football in which a player of below average height but above average weight for a given position is given the football usually as part of a larger trick play. It is often employed in desperate game situations where the chances of winning are slim. The move was named after one of the greatest high school offensive guards of all time, Quandale Dingle, but its use in game scenarios is highly controversial as its overall effectiveness depends almost entirely on the motivation of the player with the ball. It has also lead to some high-profile career ending injuries, which is why its use has not been adopted at the college or NFL levels.

Football Player 1: (Looks to the sidelines) Oh no.
Football Player 2: What's wrong? What's the play call?
Football Player 1: Coach is calling for a Quandale Dingle.
Football Player 2: God be with us.

by Doroille Longfellow March 22, 2022

quandale dingle

goofy ahh name

person 1: u seen quandale dingle?
person 2: thats one goofy ahh name

by quandale dingleberry March 2, 2022

Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson

A hot guy

Man he looks a lot like Quandale Dingleberry james bartholomew the 3rd farting anderson right now

by IzzerYes April 16, 2022

Quantlet

A word to call the clinically insane people of Quanta

Wilbur: you see John over there? I hear he's a Quantlet. We should stay away from him for now.

by Wkkaaksjdwiivjd guy November 5, 2022

Quandale Dingle

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Real nigga: that nigga quandale dingle got the most fire memes ever.

Average virgin: o hell na that nigga is unfunny and I like men.

by Thug hunter November 25, 2021

quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"

My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.

by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011

quanless

When your bestfriend isn't really your bestfriend, you are "quanless"

Hi I'm Wendy, I'm quanless right now, and I'm not coping.

by WE17DY May 28, 2010