paw-stah-FAR-ee-an-ism n. the recent emergence of a well illustrated and expressed “belief” that all existence was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster through the use of its "noodly appendages."
Person A: "This hilarious and satirical movement (called pastafarianism) came about after the Kansas School Board moved to put spiritualist creationism on par with scientifically supported evolution in Kansas public schools."
Person B: "This movement/definition (of religion) lacks the necessary mention of its reliance upon supernatural authority and thus the inescapable role of faith, which has been defined as having the purpose of "giving credence to things that never happened."
Person C: "Of course, there's bias inherent in that definition as well but, suffice it to say; the primary role of faith is to demand that one ignore logic and suspend reason so as to accept things as true which violate proven laws of science and often have not a shred of supporting evidence."
Person B: "This movement/definition (of religion) lacks the necessary mention of its reliance upon supernatural authority and thus the inescapable role of faith, which has been defined as having the purpose of "giving credence to things that never happened."
Person C: "Of course, there's bias inherent in that definition as well but, suffice it to say; the primary role of faith is to demand that one ignore logic and suspend reason so as to accept things as true which violate proven laws of science and often have not a shred of supporting evidence."
by Little Miss Sunshine!! December 9, 2008
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A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance of their partner.
by Bobby Lane February 13, 2008
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Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?
Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.
Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.
by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012
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Pastafarians are great.
by amouna2 May 6, 2019
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When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.
(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)
One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.
This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
When someone brings something up, but they don’t say what it is, then you may utilize the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, in order for them to say it. Both parties must be agreed on to be part of The Rule.
However, if someone part of The Rule refuses to comply when invoked, than for 3 times they cannot be allowed to use the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule.
(Which means, they can’t use The Rule again until 3 times someone brings something up but doesn’t fully say it.)
One should always be honest with themselves and with those who abide to The Rule.
This Rule was created by Ms. Dilara in 2013 or 2014, and is used by many individuals.
Person 1: “Omg, I have to tell you what she said! Oh… wait I won’t actually.”
Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”
Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”
Person 2: “Hey, Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule, you brought it up so you have to say it.”
Person 1: Oh darn! Okay so, she said…”
by Pjama12345678910 March 14, 2023
Get the Ista-Pusta-Octopus Rule mug.When the vagina area and stomach area become one. starting generally from the camel toe up to the belly button. Most noticeable in super-high waist jeans and too- tight sweatpants.
by Ms. Jena Waters January 25, 2009
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