pussitis

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

by pantew May 6, 2006

pusstache

The pubic region of a female.

Pusstaches come in 3 common designs: The hitler, the pirate and the Pontiac.

by Raish/G Money September 22, 2006

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Pusseta

what a man cannot live without

man: babie girl...i cant live without your pusseta
woman: i knew that

by lola June 7, 2005

pusstauche

A ring of pubic hair left unshaven around the vagina, for fear of knicking the pussylips with the razor.

Sigmon told me that he ate a girl out with a pusstauche. She had more hair on her lips than he did. That boy is sick.

by DJ Deuce November 5, 2005

Pusstard

A man of otherwise average intelligence that becomes mentally retarded in the presence of vagina. This is characterized by frequent poor life choices in pursuit of his vaginal addiction.

"Steve spent half his paycheck last night at the bar on two blonde chicks."
"At least he got laid right?"
"Yeah, but what a fuckin' pusstard."

by dinktheeper November 21, 2013

Pussikalja

Buying a grocery bag (preferably plastic) full of beer and enjoying it with friends or the local pigeon lady in a park or any other outdoorsy location.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how desperate are you? How about a pussikalja?

by ptsydck June 12, 2018