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squid possession

The act of a squid swimming up your rectum and taking full control of your consciousness. Oftentimes, the victim will randomly yell, 'Soy un pulpo!'
They had to shut down skinny dipping at Lettuce Beach because of all the squid possessions.
by ellobo11 September 17, 2014
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rule of possession

If you own it, it sucks.
"Your dog is so cute!"
"Yeah. You don't live with it. Rule of possession."
by Jade J. January 7, 2009
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Pussuasion

She used her pussuasion to get her new BMW.
by Russ W August 4, 2007
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Brain Freeze Possession

When getting a brain freeze, one may suddenly growl and grab the back of their head and thrash about in a vain effort to rid themselves of the effect.
Oh my god these chicken nuggets are so good GRRRR AAAH

Holy crap dude he's having a brain freeze possession
by Dman201811 March 7, 2017
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demonic possession

in religious folk and supernatural beliefs, a form of spiritual possession whereby certain violent and evil higher dimensional entities, or demonic entities, gain control over a person's body, which is then used for whatever purpose they like. Unlike in channelling (but channeling can be a doorway such as a ouija board) or other so called 'harmless' forms of possession, the subject has no control over the possessing entity and so it will persist until forced to leave the victim, usually through a form of exorcism. However some rumor's say that exorcisms are just a hoax and the 'demons' or 'higher dimensional's are just playing games with the mortal children. Many cultures and religions contain some concept of demonic possession, but the details vary considerably.

The details variance has been accounted to human imagination, differences in demons, psychological conditions, mental illness, dementia, subjective experience, cultural differences, and hoaxes.

As with anything supernatural, it may take eyewitness accounts to believe or not to believe.

Everyone has their own theory and that is urban legend.
Judith: Hi guys! Wanna come over to my house tonight and play with the new Ouija board i just bought?

Sonia: No Way! I know of a girl who is, my cousin's, best friend's, boyfriend's, sister. Who tried that game and became demonically possessed! demonic possession! They all saw it. It was for real! She had to go to a priest to get it out of her! Are you crazy! What would your parents say?

Jon: Yeah man. That's like playing with fire. I'd rather smoke some weed. At least that won't possess me!

Judith: Oh ok. guess I'll have to get people that actually have some guts. Go smoke a tree. I have better stuff to do, like channel my spirit guide.
by RobinJoyJoy November 16, 2009
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Possession

The act of ownership, or owning something.
Richard: "I own this joint, because I payed for it, that's how possession works. Welcome to basis of free trade."
by Incognitoyou'regay June 21, 2009
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possesion

The Process of which an individual is cursed or possessed with a demonic entity.
by Bubba_The_Retard June 15, 2006
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