purple-headed warrior

A penis, especially an erect one. Heard in the Naked Gun series of movies. So named because of the tendency of the glans to turn purplish-pink when engorged with blood.

She moaned as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

by bws55 August 27, 2007

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purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 26, 2004

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Purple Headed Pimple

Alternative name for the end of man's penis (dick, prick, cock), especially when errect. ie. about to "pop".
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.

Man, if this chick doesn't stop teasing, i'm going to need time alone with a box of tissues and a jar of vasoline.......i'm going to pop the 'purple headed pimple'

by R1 2004 August 29, 2007

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purple headed warrior

The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.

Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).

Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.

by Just Plain...Awesome December 28, 2005

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