One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".
Idiots that excluded punctuation
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?
Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?
Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!
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Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.
Often times puncuation is critically lacking online. Not to mention spelling.
Oh hay gaiz i went to school the other day had a piece of cake went home and then pooped my punctuation and speling r gud
by Jdwd April 22, 2008
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Get the Punctual penis mug.To punish and penetrate. Mostly used as a verb on vaginas. After punitrating something, it is most likely fucked up
My mother is no longer having her time of the month...
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night
That's because I punitrated her vaj last night
by number22haha September 26, 2010
Get the punitrate mug.Punctuation consists of marks that improve sentence structure and overall grammar. (!.';: etc.) It is a theory that has failed to reach many textaholics and most of the internet. (See those periods? those are part of punctuation!)
Texter1: Zomgwtfbbq did you just say
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....
Texter2:Wait, is that a question? There is no punctuation, that could be a declarative sentence.
Texter1: Wtf did you just say
Texter2: Still waiting....
by ~ Nate ~ May 9, 2010
Get the Punctuation mug.The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008
Get the calculated punctuation mug.The mutual or mirrored behavioral traits a close friend, significant other, or family member exhibits during a menstrual cycle, or per the punctuation euphemism, "period".
"My wife Jenny is on her period and eating tons of chocolate ice cream, so I'm co-punctuating with her"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"
"My monthly cycle lines up with 3 of my sorority sisters, so we co-punctuate and ride out the bloodstorm together"
"My daughter and I have been co-punctuating, so we watched the Notebook seven times and cried a lot"
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