PTFD

Post Traumatic Ford Disorder. The overwhelming sense of paranoia that your brand new ride has a bunch of nonexistent problems because your last vehicle was a Ford.

Me: I swear, my new car keeps vibrating weird. Something has to be wrong with it.
Friend: Nah, there's nothing wrong with it. You're just suffering from PTFD.

by FoundOnTheRoadDead(FORD) March 2, 2019

ptnsd

Penis that need sucking disorder

me : bae I got ptnsd 🙁
Her : ?
Me : penis that needs sucking disorder

by trxxl May 12, 2021

PTFD

PTFD, also known as Post Traumatic Finn Disorder, is a serious mental condition, caused by none other than a Finn.

This condition is easily contractable if you stay in contact with a Finn for a prolonged period of time and can cause immeasurable mental problems.

Lesser known version, with similar effects is called PTSD (Post traumatic stress disorder)

Ghost has a severe case of PTFD, I hope they are ok...

Watch out before you get PTFD'ed!

by Victims Of PTFD September 27, 2023

PTFD

Post-Traumatic Fabian Disorder. When you hang around a Fabian, you may experience symptoms of PTFD. Including, but not limited to: Anger, anger, more anger, rage, fury, and angry fury, angry rage, and even more anger.

"You give me PTFD, just by existing."

by K2Dudeman February 7, 2019

Ptnsd

Penis that needs sucking disorder

I have PTNSD really bad can you hook me up with some girls

by Bigg Daddy S November 15, 2020

PTND

Post traumatic nut disorder. As you finally cum your mind returns you to the cold, dark battle field of vietnam. You relive your friends of many years getting shot in the face, All while your hard dick is hanging out.

My grandpa has PTND and is unable to have sex without crying.

by Razzo93 December 14, 2020

PTNSD

Post traumatic nasal stress disorder.

After all that blow last night I have PTNSD.

by ISmellBlow420 November 27, 2021