Prune

A Prune is the kind of woman you take home to your parents with pride. She is the kind of woman that you can't get out of your head. She is beautiful, subtly the most intelligent person in the room, the most talented in the room as well, and yet she has no chip on her shoulder. She is the most down to earth, compassionate and loving creature you can find. A Prune is a keeper, a keeper that you wife up.

Prune is so great, you're lucky to have her bro.

by Akwanation September 1, 2019

Prune

A butt, typically called peune because of its roundness.

"Damn, he fell right on his prune and fractured it."

by CiMoneee October 26, 2016

Prune

Anal hymen (figurative). What a woman 'loses' the first time she engages in anal sex, i.e. surrenders her anal virginity. 'Prune' is to bum as 'cherry' is to twat. Does NOT apply to bum-buddies, whom Mother Nature has kindly ensured are born pruneless.

Last night I finally popped Natalie's prune.

by C. Hugh Chardon June 4, 2010

Prune

See Proon by Obsidian.

Young Guy One:What's a prune?
Young Guy Two: Any woman mid-forties and up, those are prunes.
Young Guy One: WTF?
Young Guy Two: Old pussy.
Young Guy One: I know a guy that's into prunes, he said he likes eating prunes..
Young Guy Two: You mean the fruit?
Young Guy One: No, he said he liked eating out old women.
Young Guy Three: 'Sup?
Young Guy One: Hey, I was just talking about you.
Young Guy Three: Um..okay. Damn, I could go for some prune juice.
Young Guy Two: You, you mean the fruit, right?
Young Guy Three: Fuck no, that shit is nasty. I'm talkin' 'bout the ladies.
Young Guy One: I told you so.
Young Guy Two: Ew.

by Obsidian April 24, 2005

Prune

Any person considered elderly under law who doesn't give a damn and has dimechia.

Sam Puckett "I'm going to juice that old prune "

by Bad blood June 13, 2015

Prune

slang for the noun vagina(female sex organ)

So i walk in the bedroom and there she is spread eagle showing off her prune.

by LBII March 19, 2008

Pruned

When a 4chan thread gets deleted cause of old age and inactivity. If a thread is popular i.e lots of replies from different people then the lifespan of a thread gets extended

I wonder how my thread is doing

Clicks update (This thread has been pruned or deleted)
aaaaand it's gone.

by Hotpies July 11, 2017