a rare fatal, genetic condition of childhood with striking features resembling premature aging.
see:"nature's cruelest joke"
see:"nature's cruelest joke"
by thejesusgod October 18, 2004
Get the Progeria mug.Military slang; Derives from the acronym POG, or Personnel Other than Grunt. Used to describe Military members of the non-infantry professions.
by Pinecon April 10, 2005
Get the pouge mug.n. 1. an ugly chick who gets ping-ponged by two scrotums.
2. a person who sucks cock so hard that they get a white streak going up thier cheek/chin.
2. a person who sucks cock so hard that they get a white streak going up thier cheek/chin.
by MC Derf August 14, 2006
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Get the Twin pronged attack mug.Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers. Although Pronger could not be reached for comment, it is assumed he was trying to divert attention from the fact that he asked to be traded from the Oilers after completing a measly one year of his five year contract.
I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.
by cokemidget January 21, 2008
Get the pronger mug.A Pronger is when you sign a contract or you make a deal for a certain number of years and then just blow it off for a dumbass reason.
Now that Hemsky has signed a six year contract with the Edmonton Oilers, let's hope he doesn't pull a Pronger.
by Oilers Fan <3 July 25, 2006
Get the Pronger mug.A retarded downie version of a protogen shown on the Roblox game "petting room" on the TV. They think its more entertaining than the fucking super bowl
Me: bro what the fuck is that on the TV i want to watch the fucking super bowl!
My nigga Killco: Fuck this progen shit we want the super bowl NOW!!!!!!
My nigga Killco: Fuck this progen shit we want the super bowl NOW!!!!!!
by whitewvlf05 February 13, 2022
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