prostasche

Prostasche is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostasche/prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostasche looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

by SK99 November 3, 2014

holy prostate cancer Superman!

used in response to a amazing event based off the saying "holy shit batman" to indicate ones excitement for a particular action the other person has either shown them or surprised them with unexpectantly.

Barry: have a look at this amazing ingenuity of man kind its pristine beauty is amplified by the brilliant textures that just perplex any and all who see this.
Lucy: holy prostate cancer Superman!
Barry: yes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 March 14, 2018

Pornstache

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

milk the prostate

To have your prostate gland massaged inducing man milk (orgasm), usually by a finger or sexual object.

"I don't feel like doggy style tonight honey, how about you bend me over and milk the prostate."

by Saucy Sam May 17, 2006

pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

Prostate Milking

The act of massaging or caressing a man's prostate to the point of ejaculation. Done in a purely sexual manner.

Contrary to popular belief this provides no known medical benefit, and has no known medically proven effect on preventing prostate cancer.

They gave me such a prostate milking that I couldn't get hard the rest of the day.

by pvgirl93 April 21, 2020

Pornstache

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003