prison puppet

Anyone working inside a prison who tows the party line and pushes the agenda of the state.

The manner of a prison puppet and the cadence of their speech, along with their glibly canned words, usually outs them in an instant.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2018

prison mike

One of Michael Scott's many, many characters.

Jim: What did you do Prison Mike?
Prison Mike: I stole and I robbed and I kidnapped the President's son and held him for ransom.
Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.
Prison Mike: And I never got caught, neither.
Jim: Well, you were in prison.
Pam: Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?
Prison Mike: Gruel (pause) sandwiches. Gruel omelets. Nothin' but gruel. Plus you can eat your own hair.
Pam: Wow.

by Dougedatamazingdog May 23, 2018

Prison wallet

The anal cavity of a convict, used to store valued possessions like drugs and weapons. Keistering is the fine art of stashing and withdrawing items from the prison wallet.

How'd he get that shit past security?
Easy, he just stashed it in his prison wallet.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

prison rollie

a cigarette rolled using barely any tobacco.

comes from the fact that tobacco is a highly sought after commodity in prison, hence you have to roll smokes using as little as possible.

Jimmy: let me pinch some baccy then!
Alex: nah bro
Jimmy: go on, i'll make it a prison rollie?
Alex:
Jimmy:
Alex:
Jimmy:
Alex: FINE

by chalt0 April 11, 2013

Prison Blacked

The sexual violation of a white man in prison by blacks for sport. Often implemented for the purpose of punishing or humiliating the victim. Commonly abbreviated as "PB".

Eh, mang...did you hear about the white boy from cell A24 getting PB'd? Yea! Last night he got prison blacked by like 4 guys!

by BillyBoozeBag August 20, 2021

prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite

i got aids from prison scissoring that convict

by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

Prison Blacked

The practice of forcibly using white men as flesh lights in prison.

I heard that Blake was sent to the infirmary for some anal complications?

Yea, apparently last night he was ambushed and prison blacked outside of his cell by like 5 black guys.

by WhiteBootyHunter January 4, 2022