Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

by Bvdguy November 2, 2017

Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.

by djxpress March 20, 2009

Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)

Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"

by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019

prospecting

The act of sifting through the fallow stems, seeds, and shake of one's remaining marijuana purchase in the hopes of picking out something worth smoking.

Pothead 1: Dizzle, let's smoke up.
Pothead 2: Diz, you're buying this time. I've already been prospecting for days.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 14, 2008

Pocket Protecting

When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.

similar to ass grabber

Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting

Haha, nice man, keep at it!

by Yellow_Snow October 28, 2008

Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting

As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really

by AYL April 1, 2009

Prospecting

the art of picking out the good females.

you into her??
ehh, still just prospecting...

by kompressor October 16, 2004