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Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
by Bvdguy November 2, 2017
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Presenting

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
by djxpress March 20, 2009
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Presenting Patrick

A meme I made up called presenting patrick (which is patrick from spongebob)
Patrick: I made my house all by my self
*Presenting Patrick presents his house (rock)*

Patrick: I made my youtube channel all by myself
*Patrick's house says "Minecraft tutorials"
by Presenting Spark January 2, 2019
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prospecting

The act of sifting through the fallow stems, seeds, and shake of one's remaining marijuana purchase in the hopes of picking out something worth smoking.
Pothead 1: Dizzle, let's smoke up.
Pothead 2: Diz, you're buying this time. I've already been prospecting for days.
by GucciLittlePiggy October 14, 2008
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Pocket Protecting

When a guy is walking/dancing with a girl and grabs her ass.
Because, he is "protecting" her back pocket.

similar to ass grabber
Dude I was walking with my girl, and I was totaly pocket protecting

Haha, nice man, keep at it!
by Yellow_Snow October 28, 2008
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Postexting

Texting your friend or anyone within arms-reach with post-its.
Situation: lecture hall, huge unused pad of post-its you bought 6 month back, tight text-message plan and you gotta say something useless or comment about the teacher's hair style...
SOLUTION: Postexting
As a noun: "Why the F*** did you text me, im right next to you? Didn't you hear about postexting, you retard?"

As a verb: "The invigilator caught him postexting during the exam, he let him go this time because postexting was not prohibited by the exam regulations"

As an adverb: "..." not really
by AYL April 1, 2009
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Prospecting

the art of picking out the good females.
you into her??
ehh, still just prospecting...
by kompressor October 16, 2004
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