Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

by Video Brooke October 29, 2009

Proscar

A cheaper brand version of the drug Propecia. A Proscar tablet is usually cut into quarters, each quarter having the same medicinal effect as a Propecia tablet . . . thus the process is cheaper.

Both Propecia and Proscar are brand names of the drug finasteride. Proscar was originally made for disorders of the prostate however.

You can get four times as much Propecia from a Proscar by quarter cutting it.

by Kendal Boy March 8, 2008

Proscar

1) A 5 alpha-reductase inhibitor used in the treatment of BPH.

2) To make reference to having intercourse with a hot girl. Refering to the generic name; finasteride or (fin' as - ta' ride).

Dude 1: Hey man how was your night
Dude2: Freakin sweet, fo sho got me some Proscar

by D Red May 31, 2009

Prostand

To simply be in the presence of others while having confidence in the achievements you've gained. Usually away from keyboard.

I'm going to go prostand in Dalaran and allow the common folks to check out the awesome.

by Darkseig June 11, 2009

proscenium thrust

A sex move describing vigorous humping during a live action play on stage.

Kid 1: "I had to go to a play for my intro to theatre class last night and it was so awkward."
Kid 2: "Why is that?"
Kid 1: "The main actor spent the whole play giving all the ladies the proscenium thrust!"

by Yolocity October 29, 2015

Proschandy

A beverage of utmost refreshment, containing proscecco and sparkling water.

"Fuck my mouth is as dry as the Nevada desert on acid"

"Hey, have a proschandy"

When you been high and mouths dry.

This drink is for the best you, you
Horny bitch. No saliva ,mouth dry, heads a mess, filthy and high.

Pour a glass of proschandy, always handy, give head like a pornstar your man will cum RAHH!!!

by Proschandy September 7, 2017

proscending

A younger person explaining to an older person in the way they understand (reverse condescending)

My aunt accused me of being proscending when I was explaining why my answer was correct.

by doushitekonani August 10, 2018