Procrastabating

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

Procrapinate

–verb; to defer the action of crapping; delay: to procrastinate until your sphincter can no longer hold back the wave of poo attempting to break free.

Related Forms:
Procrapinating, Procrapinated, Procrapination, Procrapinator.

Exmaple 1: Today, I was so lazy that I managed to procrapinate seven hours before finally giving in to my sphincter.

Example 2: I'm a chronic procrapinator.

by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2009

procrasta-masta

Someone who is really good at procrastination. They habitually do it, often staying up until the wee hours of the night, if they sleep at all. They never learn to do work steadily or early. Yet somehow they always get it all done! AND do it well!

Man, how does Rob do it??? He didn't start his report until midnight, didn't sleep at all, and he still gets a 98%? He's such a procrasta-masta!

by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

Procras

a shortened form of writing any form of 'procrastinate'

Mark: We haven't done any of our homework yet.

Adam: Yeah we are such procras.

by skater13am March 27, 2009

procraftinate

To distract oneself with a creative or crafty project while subconsciously processing an intensely nerdy challenge. Typically occurs late in the day (procrafternoon) or at night (procrafternevening).

I hit a wall working on that crazy-complex Excel model, so I decided to procraftinate by converting my Ikea Billy Bookcase into a nightstand.

by FamWOW! March 7, 2017

Procrasta-cone

1. When a fellow stoner is procrastinating punching a cone

2. When you use punching cones as a strategic way to procrastinate daily tasks

1.
Person 1: Dude, why are you procrasta-coning that billy?
Person 2: ......Fuck off! (Pulls cone)

2.
Person 1: Oh man, how hard was that assignment last night?
Person 2: Didn't do it, couldn't help but procrasta-cone!

by Northernbeachesstoners December 7, 2014

procrastate

To procrastinate by eating.

I just procrastate this entire box of cookies instead of working in lab.

by dgreenf June 4, 2011