pronger

Lying about the facts to make yourself feel better about being a weasel and dodging your responsibilities.

The word originates from the infamous hockey player Chris Pronger, who spreads the untrue rumours about irate Edmonton fans burning his furniture, including his baby's crib, after he asked to be traded from the Oilers.

I totally prongered about being sick today. I told my boss I had massive diarrhea, but in fact I just hate my job and didn't feel like going.

by cokemidget January 10, 2009

Zero pronged fork

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020

ponage

Something with loads of goodness, or if something that is acheived via a lot of skillage

That's pure ponage dude, yea i know

by Ben Collier January 2, 2005

Pronade

A term used on call of duty when one has an impressive grenade kill.

We're losing A!

**throws grenade, gets kill**

Ewww what a pronade.

by TZRISAWESOME February 20, 2011

promageddon

When your prom experience goes horribly wrong.

Jane was hoping for a fun night at Prom but when John came up in jeans, it was a total promageddon!

by Japolina May 25, 2016

poonage

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.

OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.

by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005

prongered

A sudden unexplained departure. Due to Chris Pronger leaving Edmonton less than a week after the finals.

Dude, that chick prongered on me. What a shame.

by duuby October 26, 2006