Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.

Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.

by Handyjohn January 11, 2010

PRomance

A pairing between two well known individuals, organised by a PR rep for the purpose of boosting their media presence.

These tend to go hand in hand with a film or TV show romance and give a steady release of staged paparazzi shots.

Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer's 'romance' was masterfully orchestrated around the promotion of the film 'I Am Number 4' only to suddenly break off right around the release date...

KStew and RPatz, a long standing PRomance are having big 'issues' right now. Coincidently on the run up to the release of the final Twilight.

by Code86 July 28, 2012

Promastinating

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

by Dunluce September 7, 2009

promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog

v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.

by Kreapar May 16, 2005

Promaja

Every ex-yugo worst nightmare.

Zatvori prozor ubiće te promaja

Close the window, promaja will kill you

by Your Masha March 31, 2020

Promacker

A girl whose only point of existence is macking it to guys, in a perpetual attempt to increase her number.

I know she was a promacker by the way she smelled.

by fourdegreez April 29, 2003

Promare

PROMARE™ is a Japanese animated film (Anime film) following a firefighting 'all brawn, no brain' man called Galo Thymos. He is a member of a rescue team in 'Promepolis', the massive cyber-like city which the film's content is based in. Promepolis is under threat by a 3-man gang called 'The Mad Burnishes', they are all a part of a race of species called 'Burnish'. The city of Promepolis has been attacked by the Burnish before, but 30 years has passed since then. The gang leader is 'Lio Fotia', who may look female with his feminine body, but he's male. The Burnish are able to use magical powers generated from their hands. The film is rated a PG-13 and is coming to dvd on February 5th, 2020 (I assume it's most likely going to be rated a 12A in the UK)
It has been played in selected cinemas since November 24th or something like that :/

Man 1: yo, did you see Promare?
Man 2: Yeah man! I really enjoyed it, 10/10.
Man 1: I'd rate it a 10/10 too man.

by Anime Specialist January 6, 2020