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Promasticating

Chewing a decision over without committing to an outcome.
Bill was promasticating over what to have for lunch.
by J_ro__ September 14, 2016
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Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.
Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?
by CatBlender August 25, 2009
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Progastination

Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.
I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.
by rmsalem65 May 9, 2011
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premastication

pre-chewing, or kiss feeding is the act of chewing food for the purpose of physically breaking it down in order to feed another that is incapable of masticating the food by themselves. This is often done by the mother or relatives of a baby to produce baby food capable of being consumed by the child during the weaning process. The chewed food in the form of a bolus is transferred from the mouth of one individual to another, either directly mouth-to-mouth, via utensils, hands, or is further cooked or processed prior to feeding.
Premastication is a way to feed infants or baby animals.
He took care of the bird and gave it premasticated food until it became stronger.
by So_good July 21, 2020
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Progastination

Hesitance in buying gas
When I saw the price of fuel, I had acute progastination
by Fireball_J May 4, 2022
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Prostication

When a man flys you out to have sex
Jane: girl I’m going on a Prostication he’s flying me out to fuck

Doe: get that bag sis
by Funnybunny11111 October 18, 2025
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