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you wannnnna get down on a prodo?
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Noun- Person who buys anything new on the market or new to themselves. Just like a HYPOCHONDRIAC is ailed with any illness/problems going around.
Word was invented by me due to my wife spending all my dough on any and everything new to market.
Noun- Person who buys anything new on the market or new to themselves. Just like a HYPOCHONDRIAC is ailed with any illness/problems going around.
Word was invented by me due to my wife spending all my dough on any and everything new to market.
"She is such a prodochondriac, i pads, i phones, handbags, shoes any thing new she thinks she'll use!"
or
"you are such a prodochondriac, you need that new tablet bad don't you, wtf happened to pencils and paper and s**t.."
or
"you are such a prodochondriac, you need that new tablet bad don't you, wtf happened to pencils and paper and s**t.."
by Mustards12s October 21, 2011
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Hey mom, did you hear about the kid that turned COVID positive at school today?
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19
WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!
(Priority Fail)
***continues texting***
Yeah, so it turns out that he was at the graduation party last week.
***continues texting***
And so I got tested for the virus.
***continues texting***
I'm positive for COVID-19
WHAT!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING!? YOU COULD INFECT ALL OF US!!
(Priority Fail)
by YAWA July 14, 2020
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Junior: Oh man!!! I waited at the pub for an hour and you didn't show up?? What happened?
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
Mike: Sorry man! I got "the call" from Chris last night wanting to hang out. I drop all my plans when he calls. Life is just more fun with a friend like him. Chris is my priority friend.
Junior: Oh, that's ok then. I'd do the same if I'd got "the call" from Chris. He's worth it.
by MikeBus October 23, 2010
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