Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.

John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"

by Samuel P. R. September 29, 2008

kidney prodder

an other name for a penis

I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.

by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

hairy prodder

Another name for Harry Potter, so called because it gets on your nerves like a big hairy stick poking you in the neck while you sleep.

My nephew already read Hairy Prodder ten times. I feel sorry for his poor soul.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

beaver prodder

a man with a long thin penis

hes prodding my beaver

by torrie March 10, 2005

orifice people prodders

A group dedicated to persuading, or eliciting a response from people by stimulating an opening of their body such as a nostril or the anus.

Often mistaken for aliens from outer space, the orifice people prodders would continues their relentless assault on the anuses of the the human race.

by Impudicus April 10, 2019

Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012