Log Prodder

A term referring to homosexuals.

John) "Dave, Tom Wanted Me To Tell You He Fancies You..."

Dave) "Tom Your A Log Prodder?!"

Tom) "Hey! Whats Wrong With Liking Guys??"

by Samuel P. R. September 29, 2008

kidney prodder

an other name for a penis

I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.

by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

hairy prodder

Another name for Harry Potter, so called because it gets on your nerves like a big hairy stick poking you in the neck while you sleep.

My nephew already read Hairy Prodder ten times. I feel sorry for his poor soul.

by Adel7 September 23, 2007

beaver prodder

a man with a long thin penis

hes prodding my beaver

by torrie March 10, 2005

Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012

Chocolate Prodder

A homosexual man.

Elton John is a right chocolate prodder.

by cuntyballsack November 3, 2012