procrestineating

Eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. If done on a regular basis you WILL get fat.

Joe: I should do some study after I've finished dinner. Oh wait I'm still hungry *grabs chips*
Two hours later
Mother: Joe, I pay for your ******* university fees! Stop procrestineating!

by Hithereyou November 3, 2013

Procreate

An app used to draw and illustrate digitally

Look what I drew on Procreate

by nellerie.GEC November 29, 2021

Procreation

What happens when ejaculation and ovulation occur without the aid of masturbation.

Procreation makes the world go round. So do muffins and Jeep's.

by Rale August 19, 2008

producreative

the revolutionary act of being extremely productive in the most creative of ways.

this week, after the drums lessons, film editing, homework, and skateboarding, carson was the first to be deemed producreative.

by clatizz January 14, 2009

Procreationist

a person who believes sex should be open to the creation of life (procreative) and acts accordingly; not to be confused with a supporter of Creationism, the misguided fundamentalist notion that the Bible conflicts with the theory of Evolution

That procreationist dude doesn't believe in condoms.

by Scotty Smithy October 1, 2008

Procreation

Sexing someone of the opposite gender to make a baby.

Religious men who believe procreation is the purpose of marriage probably look at their wives as baby machines.

Procreation is one of the most common reasons people are homophobic.

Some people think that procreation is the purpose of marriage... that’s not true and honestly just stupid.

by garbeargao July 22, 2020

Participation Without Procreation

The act of having intercourse with a female without producing a child.

Common Methods:
1. Pulling it out
2. The pill
3. The shot
4. The patch
5. Rubbers
6. Diaphram
7. Sponge
8. Anal Sex

In family court...
Judge: "Sir, I am awarding $850.00 a month child support to your ex-wife"
Man: "I knew better than to have kids with this bitch! I should have used the Participation Without Procreation method"

Pickup Line:
"Hey baby, I'm not looking for a relationship, I would just like to participate without procreating!"

by Jonathan Hampton June 18, 2006