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Pocket Sausage

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
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Pocket Sage

only heals the duelist or their duo in the match
you : i want to be your pocket sage

your duo or duelist : sure
by jett main September 8, 2021
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pocket-watch

Nosing around in another person's financial none-of-your-damn business.
"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.

Pocket-watch?

"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.
by gfmack13 June 9, 2016
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To not speak, to keep to yourself.
You don't know anything man, leave your STUPID comments in your pocket!
by CFGS December 18, 2010
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turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.
Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?
by ferrettt February 3, 2012
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Outta Pocket

Word used for when someone is out of line or acting up
Person: Dude that Danielle girl from Dr. Phil is just outta pocket,
You: That's what I'm sayin
by Keyiada February 18, 2017
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pocket gopher

An intermediate erection; an erections causing ones pants to go up and down.
"Damn girl, you got me sporting a pocket gopher."
by Tharill15cent June 9, 2016
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