Procrastapeed

The urge to pee in the middle of the night, but you are too lazy or tired to get up and use the bathroom, thus keeping you half awake and robbing you of good sleep.

I procrastapeed from 3am, til 5 am when I finally went to the bathroom and then slept soundly till 9am.

by BMWBiker September 2, 2014

Procrastabuddy

someone you talk to only when you procrastinate. like a fuck buddy but for homework laziness.

"Bother me. I'm bored." - Jake

"No, go do your essay. I'm not gonna be your procrastabuddy" -Ann

by Jake longwell October 6, 2009

procrastaborter

A woman that procrastinates an abortion so long that she must go full term with her pregnancy.

That kid sure is lucky that his mom was Procrastaborter or he would not be here today.

by DeReese May 15, 2014

procrastachatting

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010

procrastaeating

to eat or drink, in order to put off doing whatever it is you're avoiding.

I'm not even that hungry, I'm just procrastaeating

by cakecakecake May 16, 2010

Procrastagamer

Someone who buys a lot of games, but procrastinates playing or beating them.

You bought another game? Stop being a procrastagamer and play your other games.

by TheProcrastaGamer August 24, 2017

procrastafarian

Someone who smokes pot when they should be working.

A procrastafarian may also procrasturbate extensively.

Get any thing productive done today?

No, I'm a procrastafarian. Being productive is against my religion.

by Heinous May 2, 2006