Probvious

Probably obvious. When something would probably be obvious to another individual if only they would get their thick skull out of their own ass.

Steve: Dude, I just don't know how you can't see how awesome this word is.
Andrew: I just don't think you're right but I have no argument to support this.
Steve: Yeah, I can tell. It's probvious to everyone that if you just opened your eyes you would see the truth.
Andrew: Sorry, I cannot be bothered to make a rational decision.

by incinerate! December 7, 2009

Previously Owned

A euphenism for a used item. May not be a bad thing in the sense of Previously Owned DVD movie, but can be bad in the sense of a Previously Owned computer or automobile where you're buying somebody else's problem..

We have dozens of certified Previously Owned cars on the lot ready for you to drive away today!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

previously on...

Something you don’t need as you have been watching the tv show 9 hours straight.

Previously on....Once Upon a Time (Short clip of what happend last episode).

by Lainey Bora June 13, 2018

Previously Owned

A derogative title given when a person is killed twice by the same opponent in any sort of Deathmatch or Fast Paced Game. Can be spelt in the manner given or modified with any number of l33t substitutions.

j00 jus bin Prevoiusly Owned, n00b

p33ps kant Previously pwn3d me

I > Pr3\/0151Y 0wnz0r3c| N|_|bbington

by Eric Alexander November 20, 2003

Previously loved

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

Previously enjoyed

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has developed an intense emotional connection with the item, often with the connotations of play, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Table lamp, condition is previously enjoyed.
Me: Wow, that guy sure must loved playing with his lamp...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

previously mentioned chair

a chair that was previously enthroned in a fanfiction

he sat on the previously mentioned chair with a loud creaky

by chairboy1952 March 12, 2026