Private

Private is a short and chubby penguin from Madagascar movies and TV series. He is also kinda adorable.

Kowalski: Private, get over here now and make me smile.

by IAmALegend19 April 19, 2020

Private

No it isn't. Probably not something you want to lie about... Actually, lying about it would violate the premise of the wager... And telling the truth would constitute not accepting the wager and would again, therefore, violate the premise of the wager. The only choice you have is not to answer the question.... Anything else would be like being a clinical psychologist actively participating in the public gaslighting of a schizophrenic...

Hym "Oh, shit! I forgot part of the 'Jesus' thing! I was going to go one to explain: Hell is being Jesus in a world where God exists... Because you're just getting torn apart by vicious monkeys and it's like 'ARGH! Why have you forsaken meeee!!' And God's like '........' and it thinks to itself (Ooo shit I probably shouldn't have gave one of the monkeys cake and not any of the others) 'Oops. Alright. BEEOO-OOP! Alive again. There you go... You're fine right? Yeah... You're fine...' But I digress. Not private."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

private

The word my 2 year old uses when referring to his penis.

2 year old in tub: "Mommy, my private can float on the water!"
Me: "That's great sweetie, now stop touching it ok?"

by Ms. Chocolate October 11, 2006

privates

A respectful term for testicles or female organs.

Some parents tell their children to wash their privates in the bath.

by Bowman June 17, 2002

Privates

The penis or vagina of a person's body

Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!

by SlopNChop April 17, 2017

private

When you have/do something which you don't want anyone to know

JOHNNY GET OUT OF MY ROOM I AM DOING SOMETHING PRIVATE YOU DUMB SHIT

by cool kid who 'bout to roast yo September 11, 2020

privateness

When you don't know that the word privacy exists, so you just go with what sounds semi-correct.

Make a deep copy to ensure privateness??

by Pjetoles March 26, 2017