perverted non-pervert

People who understand all the perverted jokes, but never tell any. They get the sexual reference, but would never use any (at least they don't admit it).

So-and-so are such perverted non-perverts, they only laugh and never say anything sexy.

by itsomethingwesay January 2, 2010

Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

prevert

Mispronunciation/mispelling of pervert. Used by a rather stupid soldier in Stanley Kubrick's film "Dr. Strangelove," and probably elsewhere.

He's into {insert distasteful hobby}!? What a prevert!!

by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011

Perverted Piggie

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.

Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.

by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

Pregerterant

Being pregnant but werider

OMG SHE GOT PREGERTERANT FROM THAT DUDE!

by teheherinp April 25, 2019

unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it

OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this

by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004