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Perturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself whilst anxious or unsettled.
Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.
by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015
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Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.
Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010
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Petrubant

To be petrubant is to be daring, risk-taking or mischievous. In another sense, to be petrubant can also mean to be disruptive, unruly or insensitive of others' feelings.
She's such a petrubant little rascal!
The petrubance! Honestly!
by word dominator March 24, 2024
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Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism

A progressive intimacy doctrine where mutual self-pleasure, respectful oral interaction, and post-gender sexual readiness are considered prerequisites to full-scale intercourse.
Jess: Why didn’t you just hook up with her already?
Alex: Relax, we’re still practicing Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism.
Jess: What the hell? You need help man.
Alex: You wouldn’t understand.
by EidanIsKool July 21, 2025
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Preturn

Ctrl+Z for gifts.

Short for preemptive return. To return a gift before it ever becomes a gift, either because you intercepted a present you strictly didn't want, or because you realized your “thoughtful” purchase is actually a crime against taste. A preemptive save that protects time, money, and relationships.

Can happen in two ways:

The Giver’s Panic: Returning something you planned to give once you realize they’ll hate it.

The Receiver’s Veto: Making the gift-giver return it after you discover the plan (usually by snooping, being tipped off, or having eyes).
Person A: "I saw the receipt for a vacuum cleaner on the counter. Is that my anniversary gift?"

Person B: "Uhh... maybe?"

Person A: "You have one hour to preturn that and come back with jewelry, or you’re sleeping in the yard."

Person A: "Dude, you bought her a $5 key chain? You know she’s expecting a ring, right?"

Person B: "I know, I panicked. I’m gonna preturn it right now and just fake my own death. It’s cheaper."

“My mom told me she got me another ‘Live Laugh Love’ sign. I said, ‘Respectfully, please preturn that immediately.’”
by EVERYONE DESIGNS December 20, 2025
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