Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.
by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015
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Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!
Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.
by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010
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To be petrubant is to be daring, risk-taking or mischievous. In another sense, to be petrubant can also mean to be disruptive, unruly or insensitive of others' feelings.
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Short for preemptive return. To return a gift before it ever becomes a gift, either because you intercepted a present you strictly didn't want, or because you realized your “thoughtful” purchase is actually a crime against taste. A preemptive save that protects time, money, and relationships.
Can happen in two ways:
The Giver’s Panic: Returning something you planned to give once you realize they’ll hate it.
The Receiver’s Veto: Making the gift-giver return it after you discover the plan (usually by snooping, being tipped off, or having eyes).
Short for preemptive return. To return a gift before it ever becomes a gift, either because you intercepted a present you strictly didn't want, or because you realized your “thoughtful” purchase is actually a crime against taste. A preemptive save that protects time, money, and relationships.
Can happen in two ways:
The Giver’s Panic: Returning something you planned to give once you realize they’ll hate it.
The Receiver’s Veto: Making the gift-giver return it after you discover the plan (usually by snooping, being tipped off, or having eyes).
Person A: "I saw the receipt for a vacuum cleaner on the counter. Is that my anniversary gift?"
Person B: "Uhh... maybe?"
Person A: "You have one hour to preturn that and come back with jewelry, or you’re sleeping in the yard."
Person A: "Dude, you bought her a $5 key chain? You know she’s expecting a ring, right?"
Person B: "I know, I panicked. I’m gonna preturn it right now and just fake my own death. It’s cheaper."
“My mom told me she got me another ‘Live Laugh Love’ sign. I said, ‘Respectfully, please preturn that immediately.’”
Person B: "Uhh... maybe?"
Person A: "You have one hour to preturn that and come back with jewelry, or you’re sleeping in the yard."
Person A: "Dude, you bought her a $5 key chain? You know she’s expecting a ring, right?"
Person B: "I know, I panicked. I’m gonna preturn it right now and just fake my own death. It’s cheaper."
“My mom told me she got me another ‘Live Laugh Love’ sign. I said, ‘Respectfully, please preturn that immediately.’”
by EVERYONE DESIGNS December 20, 2025
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