Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism

A progressive intimacy doctrine where mutual self-pleasure, respectful oral interaction, and post-gender sexual readiness are considered prerequisites to full-scale intercourse.

Jess: Why didn’t you just hook up with her already?
Alex: Relax, we’re still practicing Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism.
Jess: What the hell? You need help man.
Alex: You wouldn’t understand.