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Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism 

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A progressive intimacy doctrine where mutual self-pleasure, respectful oral interaction, and post-gender sexual readiness are considered prerequisites to full-scale intercourse.
Jess: Why didn’t you just hook up with her already?
Alex: Relax, we’re still practicing Pretransmasturbocunnilingufuckificationaryism.
Jess: What the hell? You need help man.
Alex: You wouldn’t understand.
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