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where rich kids go to learn about the same stuff every year.
Friend 1: You go to Prestonwood Christian Academy?
Friend 2: Yeah, we're learning about Noah's Ark again.
by tanya "discombobulated" miller November 18, 2019
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Crestwood Community School

A school located in Eastleigh.

Quite a few people who go there think they are roadmen and running ends like its Croydon, but depending on who you are it might be alright. If you read the dictionary on a daily basis and know everything then just go here, if you are weird don't bother. Don't wear Fresh White Air Forces to the school because they'll be a different colour at the end of the day. Some people are a bit annoying but lets not snitch on them.
by Bella Poarch November 13, 2020
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Priesthood

The collective body of priests.
The Priesthood is a total lie! A Catholic "Father" is NOT a father; he is celibate! A Mormon "Elder" is NOT an elder, he is like 18-20 years old! How Aaronic.
by Pat & Kelly O'Brian January 13, 2007
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pestoodle

When the pesticides you ingested mess your stool.
Fuck dude, I'm getting pestoodled again from that glyphosate!
by leedleman November 23, 2019
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Prestonwood

School where the history teacher doesn't respect the right to have a revote.
Trump is literally being Prestonwooded by Biden rn
by Tall Napoleon Bonaparte January 15, 2021
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Crestwood High School

Crestwood is a shitty school in Mountain Top PA. Our principal doesnt do shit while our vice principal has to do absolutely everything. Theres like 3000 people that go here and i think 20 actually like going here. The food here is so bad and half the teachers arent qualified to work here. Whoever the hell makes our schedules is retarded, I shouldnt have to walk from the middle school to the high school basement for a class and only have 5 minutes to do so. And theres so many damn emo girls here its like a spreading virus, they will bark and hiss at you and play my chemical romance in their airpods.
Then you have the skinny white/mixed boys who think they gangster. They walk around saggin and act like people are scared of them and they can beat up anyone like theyre the next Muhhamad Ali.
And theres the rednecks, everybody knows that specific group of white boys who always breaks their arm on a quad or something. They always get yelled at during lunch but they cool, they all funny and better than the wanna be gang members.
The sport players, Basketball, Football, Varsity or Junior High. Theyre all favorited by the staff, and half of them act like theyre gonna get a D1 scholarship and then get picked first round in the draft.

Normal kids, the only people who go to school, dont do anything stupid or annoying, then leave. They have a circle of friends, everyone knows who they are, theyre easy to get along with. a

This school blows
A: Yo do you go to Crestwood High School?
B: Sadly
by Crestwood Slander August 16, 2022
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Crestwood High

A school located in northwestern Sydney. Is ruled over by pure evil. Enjoyed an era of greatness during 2004 but with the Year 12s that will be there in 2005 it will probably slip down to the level of Model Farms or Northmead. Was once a favourite target for vandals including the famous time an English room was torched during 2002. Since then a great big fence was built around it, causing the place to look even more like a prison. Home to groups of people such as the Ethnics (a group of Asian and Middle Eastern people who only appeared inside rarely and spent a lot of the time in the carpark) and the Kingdom (a group of revolutionaries who aimed to overthrow the dictatorship and establish a communist state).
by The Party February 1, 2005
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