Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.

Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.

by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020

Pressert

Pressert (n) a noun meaning any dessert type food consumed before a meal.

Origin: it was first established as a main stream word in Montana in August of 2002. While ridding the Great Divide Mtn Bike route from Canada to Mexico fire Captain Benjamin III and Aaron, in search of a great deal of calories to sustain the constant days of riding carrying 35kilo's of gear, would at every meal consume 2 desserts, the one after the meal was of course dessert,the one before the meal became know as Pressert. The word has been used by them ever since.

by monkey73 April 6, 2008

bed presser

A person of great weight who exerts considerable pressure on his mattress. In vogue during Shakespeare's lifetime.

I hear king Henri was quite the bed presser.

by Dauntless December 25, 2005

The Presser

Defecating onto a plate or piece of tin foil then leaving it on a door step, kitchen counter, etc.... for others to find...

Dude, I walked out this morning and someone had done The Presser on our door step last night.... Very Fucked up....

by Wincensnort April 29, 2010

Preszler

When a man, while making out with an ambivalent woman, pulls out and strokes his junk in an attempt to get the woman to join in.

When John could not get Jane to go down, John pulled a preszler to get her to grab it.

by Raydawgy December 19, 2011

Pressert

Dessert you have before a meal

Eating icecream for pressert always gives me froobs

by JoshuR July 14, 2010

Presser Pit

The habitance of the majority of the music students at Illinois Wesleyan University.

The social destination within Illinois Wesleyan University School of Music.

A central lower-level lounge outfitted with couches among the practice rooms of Presser Hall.

A place for music kids to mess around.

aka 'the pit'

"Where have you been all weekend?" "Presser Pit."

"I went to Presser to practice but ended up napping in the pit."

"When did you take those ridiculous photos??" "In the pit around midnight yesterday."

by vv28 November 26, 2009