Premie creamy pre-me cre-me
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate
2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner
3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie
1. (Verb) When a guy accidentally creampies a girl/guy before the time he was predicting to ejaculate
2. (Noun) A surprise creampie for both the guy and his partner
3. (Adjective) Describing the aftermath of an unexpected creampie
1. Girl: 'WTF you finished already?!'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'
2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'
3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'
Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:
Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'
Guy: 'Fuck i gave you a premie creamy SOZ!'
2. Girl talking to friend: 'OMG! My boyfriend gave me a premie creamy, I better not get pregnant'
3. Guy: 'Last night i left an unexpected mess in Linda during coitus'
Friend: 'That's pretty premie creamy'
Other variations
Premie creamed, verb:
Boy: 'Sex so good, I premie creamed'
Premie creaming, verb:
Boy: 'This is really embarassing but i gave my girlfriend a premie creaming last night
Premie creamer, noun:
Chris: 'Yeah man, he's a renown premie creamer'
Premie cream, noun:
Girl: 'Fucking hell, I have to clean this premie cream out of my vaj'
by linglinglolol May 26, 2014
Get the premie creamymug. 
It is shown that most men that areprematurely born are named Steve. They will usually get the date wrong and say that they were born fifty two weeks early? They also tend to have an obsession with doctors and jank combos. They are huggable and lovable. He can talk his way around a blow job.
by Dr. Q Bloom September 1, 2025
Get the Premie Stevemug. Being a PREMI.
by Premi October 31, 2020
Get the Premimug. 
Marrying a person because of an unplanned pregnancy that the couple chooses to keep clandestine -- a miracle (yet unusually big) premature birth to be celebrated seven months later.
Wedding guest #1: "Can you believe that Gina is marrying that loser? They have nothing in common!"
Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
Wedding guest #2: "Shhh ... word is that they're planning a premie right away!"
by phishtails September 11, 2009
Get the planning a premiemug.