Led Zeppelin Pregnancy

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

food pregnancy

the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.

you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses

by mocchacino November 20, 2010

pregdogzaicest

Pregdogzaicest refers to a niche cursed image that floats around the Bungo Stray Dogs community. It stands for pregnant dog Dazai incest.

Friend: Don't you dare send Pregdogzaicest to the teacher!
Me: I just did.

by wildmilk October 2, 2022

cagna pregna

Italian words, literally meaning "pregnant bitch", used to express surprise or to catch someone's attention.

Che film del porco dio, cagna pregna.
Poor movie, pregnant bitch.

Ma hai le orecchie foderate, cagna pregna?
Did you listen to me, pregnant bitch?

by giassai November 23, 2010

pregosaurus

A female of small build, like a bird, but large belly due to infiltration of male seed. Often walks with a waddle late in her term. Easily agitated with the ability to acquire a wide spectrum of moods in a short period of time.

The only creature more dangerous than the T-REX was the pregosaurus.

by okcmatt April 17, 2011

pregnant silence

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

by lukebn July 27, 2010

Pregnant

The hardest word for the people on yahoo answers to spell, other than Ouija.

Seriously, It's not that hard!!!

Do I really have to do this?

Girl on yahoo answers: I'm pregnanante
The world: IT'S PREGNANT

by Kitty W/ Knives November 11, 2018