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Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
by Tonytoys July 27, 2016
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You gotta be more precise

Said when somebody just isn't being precise enough.
I want Ivory Coast to win.
You gotta be more precise
I want Ivory Coast to beat Portugal in the football.
I see.
by JackLadder June 16, 2010
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Faggot Precise

An individual who derives joy from jerking off to Terraria mods, and is the ultimate version of gay (pufta).
Chad 1: Oh that Faggot Precise is inviting me to play Terraria.
Chad2: Screw him he's gonna give you faggotamitimus !
by Rockety June 11, 2019
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on-premise

A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"
IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.
by itretard June 1, 2018
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Precision Airstrike

An alcoholic drink with 1/3rd Kahlua 1/3rd amaretto 1/3 baileys in a shot glass topped with Bacardi 151 and lit on fire.
by ZombieMaster42 January 26, 2012
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Chill Premise

A synonym for disposable vapes. When you don't actually need it but just like the premise of having it. Its chill.
Brian: Can I rip your chill premise
Tyler: buddy, you just hit it 5 minutes ago
Joe: Come on bro, let him rip it
by SplashSplash November 18, 2022
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Predisent

"Predisent Trump had the "biggest inauguration crowd ever" which leaves me wondering about his campaign promises about he size of his penis."
by The California Kid June 10, 2017
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