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preg nog 

She enjoys drinking my preg nog during the holiday season
preg nog by jinjamu December 15, 2008
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Preg-Stand 

When a woman does a keg-stand, while visibly pregnant with a child.
I saw my mom's friend do a preg-stand at my graduation party.
Preg-Stand by Rockweezy June 9, 2009

Preg-rage 

Preg-rage is a term given to pregnant women who act in a very aggressive or hostile manner during their pregnancy stages, usually in an unpredictable and irregular basis.

In recent times, several prominent brutal attacks and lashings have been linked to preg-rage, which might suggest a person is less responsible for their actions. This is not always an adequate defense given that pregnant women tend to do so willingly. Further, preg-rage resulting in violent behavior may be a little more complex than it is generally portrayed in the by women; men, whether directly or indirectly related to the party involved are all blamed by women as a whole for their state of euphoric violent behavior.
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Household conversation...(preg-rage violence)
Husband: "Hey babe, how are you feeling today?"
Pregant Wife: "I f---ing hate you, you did this to me!"{followed by a arm punch}

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Pregant Lady at Store...(preg-rage unwarranted)
Cashier: "Paper or plastic?"
Preggo: "Wtf, do i look like I care? put the f---ng groceries up your a-- for all i care!"

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Pregnant Lady At Restaurant...(preg-rage hunger)
Preggo: "Could you make this menu item with the condiments of that menu item?
Waiter: "So, you would like to have peanut butter and crackers in your spaghetti as the sauce????"
Preggo: "F-u you little peasant, you dont understand, i'm so hungry i could eat a bear, i'll cuff and rip out your balls and then shove them down your throat"
Preg-rage by Rubenusf August 10, 2012

preg-weather friend 

A friend who ignores you until they find out that you're pregnant, and then tries to insert themselves into your life in every way possible. These individuals are most noticeable on facebook and other social networking sites, liking all posts related to pregnancy and babies that don't belong to them.
Can you believe this bitch, she's definitely just a preg-weather friend.
preg-weather friend by catrlzz October 5, 2012
A solution that turns any pregnancy test positive. Sold on Amazon and Ebay as well as Pregno.net
That guy needs to be Preg-No'd by his girl this April Fools Day.
Preg-No by Sfingtar September 23, 2019

Preg T's 

1. man! I hit a b!tch just last night and she already thinkin' about getting a preg t's. lmao

2. I think momma's gonna have another kid around, her preg t's was positive
Preg T's by unohme July 31, 2018