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Poweraide Zero

The greatest invention to cure a bad case of dry mouth disorder or cotton mouth from smoking. And the best part is that is has ZERO calories with an advanced electrolyte system. What else could you ever want?
Thank you God for curing my dry mouth with this amazing thing called Poweraide Zero. Amen.
by ArchAdams February 22, 2011
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powerlaid powerade

the act of hydrating with an ice cold Powerade Zero Mountain Berry Blast after successfully doing sex with someone you may or may not have met on the internet. To earn a Powerlaid, one must be successful in the completion of doing sex. The official color of Powerlaid Powerade is BLUE, which signifies that blue balls are not an issue after this sexual encounter.
Doing sex with you is so fun. Can you grab a Powerlaid Powerade from the fridge while I start the shower?
by ShalomFromTheInternet September 10, 2016
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powerade

the drink were the cheap ass owners ripped off 99% of gatorade's name and flavor and called it their own.
lets take gatorade change its name add 1 flavor and call it our own bitches
by Legenocide October 27, 2004
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mexican powerade

After enjoying a delicious margerita, the man energizes the woman by pissing a (lemon lime-esque) stream into her mouth. Its the beginning to one crazy night in tijuana.
u mix a little jose cuervo and lemon+lime juice and away we go. Get her tanked and she'll enjoy the rush of mexican powerade.
by john figgins July 15, 2007
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poweraiding

Mixing poweraid with vodka and tequila and shoving it up your ass in order to get high.
Guy 1: “You busy tonight?”
Guy 2: “Yeah I’m busy poweraiding my girls ass.”
by bitcheshcjsksx March 5, 2019
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powerraid

When a raid for unnessicary supplies is done at a local store by a drunken group of people in power ranger suits.
1st store clerk: Shit, did you see that?
2nd store clerk: Yea man, you just witnessed a powerraid.
by red vevet002 January 5, 2010
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Chicago-Powerade

the act of injecting drugs into an erect penis then having oral sex with said penis.
oh my god Brian gave Lucy the best Chicago-Powerade last night, they were high for hours!
by poweradefan123 February 16, 2023
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