Powerbate

To masturbate quickly to get it over with quick

I have to powerbate in the bathroom so i'm not late to my next class

masturbate jakcking off jilling off

by Yomama69-_0 May 13, 2013

Powerboat of doom

The Almighty powerboat with the .50 Cal mounted on it...also associated with the AK-47 of doom

I ph33r the powerboat of doom

by AkofDoom November 26, 2003

powerpets

A virtual pet site..
Very Addictive

Consumes all your time, energy and frequently asks you to "upgrade your account" i.e use money to play.

Entirely too stupid.

Frequently leads to job loss and/or the person losing interest in school i.e real life.

The best part is: They do not have a deactivate button so you are STUCK on that site forever.

unemployment bad grades waste time lose money powerpets

by Hue He February 18, 2013

Powerbate

The act of ferociously masturbating to P90x and/or shake weight infomercials. Active participants are usually, but not always, sociopaths that drive G35s – they also generally have no issue flexing in the mirror during intense post-powerbating coitus, a la Patrick Bateman in “American Psycho.” Using one’s junk to actually lift reasonably sized weights is also an option for accomplished powerbaters, but is not recommended unless you’ve completed the 9-week Jedi powerbating training course.

Jim, I’m totally down to meet up at the volleyball game, I just need to send the wife out on an errand so I can powerbate real quick. After all, it is bikini season.

by powerbater September 21, 2010

powerpets

Its a morally conscious site, but only encourages sucking up. Once you hit elite status, you can 'Tag' posts that aren't fit for the sheltered player's eyes.

The only way you'll ever been anything on Powerpets is if you suck up to the staff and mods. They'll tag your boards and give you warnings before you even know what you did wrong, especially if you are new! And their art sucks. The animals don't even look like animals, just cheap cartoons.

The flash takes forever to load, too.

Newbie: 'Hey guys I'm new to Powerpets. How are you doin?'

*TAGGED by at least 5 players*

Newbie:'What did I do?'

Them:'You said the word /doin/. That's chatspeak. You're getting reported for that.'

by Lscha May 29, 2007

Powerbate

To masturbate furiously.

"Damn that girl gave me a major hard on, now I have to go home and powerbate."

by CarbonCopy May 13, 2005

Powermeat

Reference to the legendary schlong of Karate master Chi-zou-whing. It is often used today for mostly intimidation purposes, though it has been argued that some "Really big guy" claims the use of the word 'powermeat' in a loud voice can achieve "Maximum bonage"

I noticed you were falling. Here, grab my powermeat and hold on.

by Raanshad April 25, 2003