Power Wank

When in you in the climax of wankin knowing that someone is about to enter the room you are in. and so you start wanking so powerfully you cock goes to red alert

Mum cums up the stairs

by Tony bistol February 23, 2005

power wank

The subtle act of pleasuring one's self (male members only) through inserting the tip into a door jamb, or other hinged objects, and then proceeding to slam said object aginst the tip thus making it bleed. This results in not only immense extreme pleasure, but also a lovely indoor fireworks display of man magma, a name derived from the appearance of blood stained jism.

Man 1 : Holy good wank! what happened to yer nob?

Man 2 : I had the mother of all power wanks last night

Man 3 : No shit.

by the wan November 14, 2006

Power Wank

For when you're so fucking horny from phone sex that only a power wank will do.

TEXT: "Oh god you're really making me want to come fucking badly. Gonna have to have a power wank thinking about your beautiful sexy ass"

by Lucas1212 March 6, 2012

Power Wank

Extreme victory mastibation or vigarous public mastibation

As he reached the summit of mount everest, he realised the magnitude of his achievement and the proceeded to honour it by having a power wank.

by Dick Dames April 11, 2016

Power Wank

The act of inserting the USB end of your phone charger into your penis to charge it...

Nathan's phone is dead so he's having a power wank!

by Jack Spank9049 December 26, 2022

gillette power wank

where you jack off using gillette shaving foam as lubricant

"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"

"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"

by Denzelessin September 1, 2009

Lubed-up power-wank

Generously coating your old fellow with lubricant and yanking it like a monkey in a mango tree, often done to save time because it is a very fast and effective method of self pleasure.

Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Skunk: What's Dale doing? Doesn't he have to leave in 5 minutes?
Mike: yes, that's why he's saving time with a lubed-up power-wank
Dale: fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

by Captain Dale April 26, 2009