more pounce per ounce

A person who's Really Good at fucking.

He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.

by Starchylde June 6, 2016

Pudding pouch

The part of your stomach that wants a dessert. No matter how full you are.

Sandra enjoyed her seven course dinner. But her pudding pouch still hankered for a Mississippi mud pie.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

Foot Punch

To punch somebody with your foot.

Kick.

If you keep saying dumb stuff I'll foot punch you in the face.

by dip June 13, 2016

Stupidman Punch

Professional wrestler Roman Reigns' ridiculous looking finishing move. WWE announcers call it the "superman punch", however, it bears no resemblance to the martial arts technique of the same name.

Reigns with the Stupidman Punch!!!

by Nigel Bennett March 1, 2017

punch your lights out

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Hair Pouch

A small leather pouch worn on the belt that contains locks of hair cut from desirable females. Usually that the owner stalks. Akin to a medieval coin purse. The pouch can be dedicated to one particular female or many, its the owners discretion.

Someday when she realizes I am her true love I can show her my hair pouch.

I added another sample to my hair pouch last night when Sarah wasn't looking.

by JoeDimaggioes March 9, 2011

Hole Punch

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.

While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.

by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020