by flizzy(the f is silent) April 6, 2010

when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.
Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)
by Ivosha January 9, 2007

pouche is a sophisticated word for twat or cooter. Created accidentally, pouche rolls off the tongue and is fun to say!! Have fun pouches!!
by --Meghan July 11, 2007

by Mayo Sanchez March 29, 2009

by switch_nick November 24, 2006

Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.
"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."
"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."
by TI07 August 5, 2008
